搞笑的英语句子

1、没有人不会累，只是每个人宣泄的方式不同，比如我：懒得说。
No one is not tired, but everyone has different ways of venting, such as me: lazy to say.
2、前面一只虫飞到我的数学题旁边，看了几眼题目死了。
A bug in front of me flew to my math problem and saw the problem dead.
3、每当我找到成功的钥匙，就有人偷偷把锁给换了。
Whenever I find the key to success, someone stealthily changes the lock.
4、孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。
I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can"t solve.
5、减肥这种事从来不会船到桥头自然直，你这体重，没到桥头船就沉了。