朋友圈英文说说开心(12)

57、收银员说：没零钱了，找你两个塑料袋吧。
The cashier said, "There"s no change. Look for two plastic bags."
58、自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。
Since the use of black toothpaste, teeth are white, people are black.

59、在花一样的年纪里，却长成了一颗多肉。
In the same age as flowers, but grow into a fleshy.
60、我擅长气人，拉远距离，斩断人际关系。
I"m good at annoying people, pulling long distances and cutting off interpersonal relationships.
61、长的难看是最好的防身术，丑人一生平安。