加菲猫经典语录,还挺有哲理呢(4)

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
i'm fat, and i'm lazy, and i'm proud of it!
我很胖，我很懒，正因为这样，我很自豪！
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的就越少。所以我们干嘛要学习。