朋友圈幽默的英文句子

1、熬夜对身体不好，所以我建议你通宵。
Staying up late is not good for your health, so I suggest you stay up all night.
2、我胖了才显得你瘦，免得我瘦的时候显得你丑。
I am fat to look thin, so that I don"t look ugly when I am thin.
3、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，可我却用它来翻白眼。
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used it to turn white eyes.
4、谈一次恋爱，少一个朋友。
A love, less friends.
5、当初说好的不让我受一点委屈，果然不止一点点。
I was not wronged by what I said at the beginning, and it was indeed more than a little.