搞笑的英语句子(11)

41、干啥啥不行，吃饭第一名。
No matter what you do, first place in the meal.
42、只有在火车站大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。
Only when there are long lines of dragons in the railway station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the dragon.

43、单身久了，连煮饺子看见两个粘在一起，我都要用铲子把它们分开。
I"ve been single for a long time. When I see two dumplings sticking together, I have to use a shovel to separate them.
44、你一定要好好读书，不要像我一样天天靠脸混日子。