搞笑英文说说心情短语

1、不要忽略妈，妈当年一朵花！
Don"t ignore mom, mom was a flower!
2、课堂上的稀客，饭堂里的常客。
The classroom well regulars in the cafeteria.
3、绑不住我的心就不好说我花心！
Can"t hold my heart can"t say I heart!
4、从天堂到地狱，哥只是路过人间。
From heaven to hell, I"m just passing by.
5、思想品德不及格，总比没思想好。
Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.
6、路见不平一声吼，吼完一声继续走。
At the sight of injustice with a roar, roar end sound to go.
7、哥们最大的愿望是：美女不穿衣裳！