搞笑英文说说心情短语(4)

The duck would not fly, but it would fly.
19、谁若对我使用美人计，我就会将计就计。
If I use the badger who will, I will.
20、如果你忘了苏醒，那我宁愿先闭上眼睛。
If you forget to wake up, then I would rather close my eyes.
21、时间终究要比爱强悍，忘记什么都不难。
Time after all to be more powerful than love, forget what is not difficult.

22、按猪的审美观，我基本算得上是个帅哥。
According to the pig"s aesthetic view, I am basically a handsome guy.
23、美人对眼睛来说是天堂，对腰包来说是地狱！
Beauty is heaven to the eyes, it is hell for the purse!