朋友圈幽默的英文句子(7)

29、出来混，老婆迟早是要换的！
Come out and mix, wife is to change sooner or later!
30、想谈恋爱了，大家快劝劝我。
If you want to fall in love, please advise me.
31、天冷了，如果你不能给我个拥抱，那就给我买个外套。
It"s cold. If you can"t give me a hug, buy me a coat.

32、如果我死了，我的第一句话
是：终于不用怕鬼了。
If I die, my first sentence is: at last, I don"t have to be afraid of ghosts.
33、什么时候想嫁人了就告诉我，我娶你！
When you want to marry, tell me, I marry you!
34、恋爱时，情话绵绵；结婚後，谎话连连。