英文搞笑

1、这世间，真心本就稀缺，更该俭省。
In this world, sincerity is scarce, even more frugal.
2、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。
Don"t fall in love with me. Hypocrisy. We can get married.
3、怎么把脑子的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，急！
How to transfer the money of brain to bank card, online, etc., urgent!
4、衣柜衣服千千万，只有新的最好看。
There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, only the new ones are the best to see.
5、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。
Since the summer vacation, I"ve given up breakfast.