英文搞笑(5)

Just hang out with me. If you have a bite of me, you will have a bowl brush.
22、我来到你的城市，你却不请我吃顿饭。
I came to your city, but you didn"t invite me to dinner.
23、如果再见不能红着眼，能否让我抽红你的脸。
If I can"t see you again, can I draw your face red.
24、我这人从不记仇，一般有仇当场就报了。
I never remember my revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot.
25、爱情

像鬼，相信的人多，但见到的人少。
Love is like a ghost. Many believe, but few see.
26、那些年错过的大雨，这些天全部还给你。