英文搞笑(4)

16、我就是巴黎欧莱雅，你值得拥有！
I am L"Oreal in Paris. You deserve it!
17、网上买了个剃须刀，胡子没刮完手抖麻了。
I bought a razor on the Internet, but my hands are numb after shaving.
18、如果七夕脱单，我赌50瓶旺仔。
If the Chinese Valentine"s Day is off, I"ll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

19、相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。
Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.
20、先学会不生气，再学会气死人。
First learn not to be angry, then learn to be angry.
21、跟我混吧，有我一口饭吃就有你一个碗刷。