英文搞笑(7)

32、长这么大，作业一直对我们不离不弃。
Long so big, homework has been on us.
33、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。
When you fall, stand up and fall again in a good posture.
34、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不要进水。
It doesn"t matter if your head is empty. The key is not to drink water.
35、头这么痛，肯定是有人在榨取我的智慧。
My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.
36、这个天气，冷得连放个屁都能用来烘手了。
It"s so cold that even a fart can be used to dry hands.
37、就算再想哭，也要微笑着说一句：你大爷的！
Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: yours!